Safeway clerk: And do you have a Club Card, ma'am?
Me: Uh.... well, I do, but not with me.
Safeway clerk: No problem. I can look it up by phone number. (places hands in readiness over keyboard)
(I give her the phone number.)
Safeway clerk (after entering it): Sorry, it doesn't have that number.
Me: Oh. Um. Well, I guess I haven't changed it to the new number yet. (thinking, Sheesh, we've only been there 4 years, what's the rush?)
Safeway clerk: I could try the old number. Do you know that one?
Me: (Is she being sarcastic or what?) Uhhhhhhh..... oh, yeah, it's 306-555-0102.
Safeway clerk (enters numbers): Well, it worked.
Me: Great!
Safeway clerk (does final total): That'll be $48.71. And you saved $17.38 today, Mrs. Rink.
Me: (Mrs Rink???? Oh, yeah. Guess that wasn't it.)
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Mom, don't post your phone number on the internet. Geez. :P
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